I murdered a rich guy in Red Dead Redemption 2 who slapped his expensive horse across the face after he lost to me in a race. His horse is now my main horse and she gets all the pats and sugar cubes in the world. I’m feeling good about my cowboy life choises.
Here she is! My beautiful rescue horse that I murdered a man for! I named her Pinky because she has a lovely pink nose.
And of course I braided her mane and tail because she is a queen.
ok well NOW i’ll play video games
Captain Native America and Bucky Winter Warrior at Salt Lake Comic Con 2015
OMGGGGGGGGGGGG
AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUGH THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
What beautiful babies
Teachers: Wikipedia is very unreliable *Hands out 25 year old textbooks instead*
Alrighty guys ,gals, and other genders and lack thereof I’m gonna teach ya a thing.
A lot of teachers will go on about not using wikipedia as a source.
“It’s bad,” they say. “I will deduct points if you do it.”
Well wikipedia is actually a great source of information and fuck what your teacher said, you absolutely can use it.
The key though is knowing
A.How to use it.
B. How to source it.
and
C. whether it is good info or trash.
NowFirst Lets look up something on wikipedia. Say your writing a paper on Gregor Mendel and Mendelian Inheritance.
So you zoom over to the Wikipedia page on Mendelian Inheritance.
Now there is a lot of information here. Not all of it is strictly necessary for that essay you are writing. So you read through and suddenly you see something that is good info for your essay.
Boy oh boy this information is useful. To bad your teacher said No Wikipedia Ever.
However there is a loophole.
It’s right there.
No. Go closer.
You see that little four? Its a citation number. Think of wikipedia as it’s own essay. It got it’s information from other sources out there. Just like you are trying to right now. And since there is a citation, it’s going to be listed at the end of the wikipedia article.
Look at citation number 4
Look at that you have your first citation. From Wikipedia.
And look. Do you see it. There is a link. It’s the blue words with the boxy arrow thingamajig.
That thing. Click it.
Why did you leave wikipedia you ask? Wikipedia is great. You have several sources from there. But There is more than what the put in to that wiki article. Those sources Wikipedia gave you are helpful. And now that you are at the source, you can utilize it.
But what if its a book that’s the source.
You can either head to your local library and see if they have it, order it, or avoid the book source. Online sources are just as valuable.
Also do not quote directly from the wikipedia. Quote from the source and then use quote citation.
And MLA citation. Use MLA citation. Since you are linked to the sources cite them. Not the wikipedia.
Your teacher will never know. And now you can finish that sweet essay you got planned.
You’re on your way to greatness.
For anybody not aware you can abuse the absolute fuck out of Wikipedia for any papers!
I’m an academic librarian and I 100% endorse this post
I am also an academic librarian and I 100% endorse this post. CITATIONS are important.
How old is this and why is it on my dash
i made this in 2018
I admire your dedication to period accurate historical recreation
If there’s a fetish there’s a totally spies episode dedicated to it
sorry but what in the FUCK are you talking about and why is this the first thing on my dash
This is why I think its funny when antis complain about sexualized kids shows. Like all these shows are written by adults and clearly have suggestive humor. Even spongebob has sex jokes. The you get shit like this and I am just closing the door.
Ah, and let’s not forget about the original version of its theme song (the artist was asked to re-record it with different lyrics just for the series):
Put your tongue in my ear
It’s queer but kinda fun
We’re the tomorrow generation
There’s much to be done
So, madam fashion, darling
Step this way
The modern girl’s delighted
To be risqué
Here we go
We’re gonna rock & roll ‘til we stop
And then we’ll drop
It’s a squeeze
But if you just say please
Then that’s fine
It’ll be sublime
The bass line cuts deeper than
The sharpest stiletto
So one, two, three, now baby
Here we go (go, go)
Here we go, here we go
I’m your sugar-coated doll and
You’re my Romeo
Here we go, here we go
Geek or unique, hell
Get on with the show
Here we go, here we go
I’m your sugar-coated doll
You’re my hero
Here we go, here we go, here we go
Sugar, give me your face
And place it next to mine
‘Cause darling, grease is the word
And boy, the word’s divine
I don’t do sex
But I do do second base
So I suggest you wipe that frown
From off your face
Here we go
We’re gonna rock & roll 'til we stop (stop)
And then we’ll drop
It’s a squeeze
But if you just say please
Then that’s fine (fine)
It’ll be sublime
The bass line cuts deeper
Than the sharpest stiletto
So, one, two, three, now baby
Here we go (go, go)
Here we go, here we go
I’m your sugar-coated doll and
You’re my Romeo
Here we go, here we go
Geek or unique, hell
Get on with the show
Here we go, here we go
I’m your sugar-coated doll
You’re my hero
Here we go, here we go
Here we g-g-g-g-g-go
bitch…omg
omfg
slam me in that Showert Deluxe… get me an omniwash™
this is a carwash for people
I hear if you turn them all on at once you can use the water pressure to glitch past the boss room
You fucker
I can’t see him but I just feel his energy
I can feel the aura and I know exactly who it is you ass
This is 1000x more terrifying than any dream I will ever encounter.
Ene Liis Semper ”Oaas”
this is one of my favourite things on this website
*hanging with the bros*
Bro: hey I heard you were making out with this girl in front of everyone at the party last weekend dude hahah good job
Me: um Thanks?
Bro: yeah I made out with like 4 girls and then drank 4 beers because four beers for each girl am I right??
Me: uhhhhhh
bro: but dude kenzie is such a slut I can’t believe she went home with Jared ugh can’t believe she was talking to only him last night. she’s had like two boyfriends like she needs to take it slow
Me: …..wait hold on a sec
